IU Student's Universal Scale to Rate Chicks

Mark Ropinski is an aspiring writer, student at Indiana University (IU), and, most importantly, a fellow Bro. Mark recently wrote an article that was published in "The Odyssey," IU's Greek newspaper, about the rating system men use to describe a chick to their friends. Many men even use it to size-up a girl who is passing them on the street. This system is commonplace and it is certainly nothing new to any self-respecting Bro out there. If you see an unattractive girl, you call her a "1."  On the flip side, if you see a firestorm pass you on the street and you'd gladly cut off a toe to fuck her, you call her a "10." It's really as simple as that.


Here's Mark's article:


Men have been using the trusty 1-10 rating system to rate girls for what seems like centuries. Obviously a 10 is a knockout, and a 1 is something that should show up on the Discovery Channel. It's as universal as the 4.0 GPA scale or the Dewey Decimal System. One of my favorite things to do with my friends is to argue about what number a girl is. These debates can get personal and sometimes ugly. Without going any further, let me reveal what each number signifies for a girl.

Rating of 1

This is as bad as it gets. Lucky enough these girls hardly ever go out in public or wouldn’t dare come to a state school like Indiana. They usually have two to three horrible features. This could be extreme obesity, a face that looks like it was hit with a frying pan, or covered in boils. They will likely remain widows or work in jobs where they can be hidden in the back.

Rating of 2

A two is not much better than a one. She is god awful ugly as well. No matter how many drinks you have, she wont look hotter or thinner. All of her friends are busted as well. Thankfully a two does not have any confidence either so spotting them out is rare.

Rating of 3

A three is the first girl that might get a little action from time to time. Granted the guy who falls for her will be wasted beyond belief. There is a chance she might have a good sense of humor but that will be as good as it gets. She is a prime candidate for extreme plastic surgery. Usually a three has just one feature (giant nose, freakishly tall, big belly, or no butt) that turn off even the drunkest of males. Who am I kidding? They are ugly as hell.

Rating of 4

Here is where it gets interesting. Even the coolest Bros from time to time will slip up with a four. A four is always fat, there is no getting around that. If you happen to fall victim to a four, I feel you. This is the kind of girl that must be kicked out of your place at 5:00 am. If you happen to crash at her place, you get out of there no later than 4:00 am. A boiling hot shower is needed immediately after. One characteristic about a four is she is very aggressive. She will chase guys so far out of her league its not even funny. And the sad part is, from time to time the four will be successful with her chase.

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