IU Student's Universal Scale to Rate Chicks

Mark Ropinski is an aspiring writer, student at Indiana University (IU), and, most importantly, a fellow Bro. Mark recently wrote an article that was published in "The Odyssey," IU's Greek newspaper, about the rating system men use to describe a chick to their friends. Many men even use it to size-up a girl who is passing them on the street. This system is commonplace and it is certainly nothing new to any self-respecting Bro out there. If you see an unattractive girl, you call her a "1."  On the flip side, if you see a firestorm pass you on the street and you'd gladly cut off a toe to fuck her, you call her a "10." It's really as simple as that.


Here's Mark's article:


Men have been using the trusty 1-10 rating system to rate girls for what seems like centuries. Obviously a 10 is a knockout, and a 1 is something that should show up on the Discovery Channel. It's as universal as the 4.0 GPA scale or the Dewey Decimal System. One of my favorite things to do with my friends is to argue about what number a girl is. These debates can get personal and sometimes ugly. Without going any further, let me reveal what each number signifies for a girl.

Rating of 1

This is as bad as it gets. Lucky enough these girls hardly ever go out in public or wouldn’t dare come to a state school like Indiana. They usually have two to three horrible features. This could be extreme obesity, a face that looks like it was hit with a frying pan, or covered in boils. They will likely remain widows or work in jobs where they can be hidden in the back.

Rating of 2

A two is not much better than a one. She is god awful ugly as well. No matter how many drinks you have, she wont look hotter or thinner. All of her friends are busted as well. Thankfully a two does not have any confidence either so spotting them out is rare.

Rating of 3

A three is the first girl that might get a little action from time to time. Granted the guy who falls for her will be wasted beyond belief. There is a chance she might have a good sense of humor but that will be as good as it gets. She is a prime candidate for extreme plastic surgery. Usually a three has just one feature (giant nose, freakishly tall, big belly, or no butt) that turn off even the drunkest of males. Who am I kidding? They are ugly as hell.

Rating of 4

Here is where it gets interesting. Even the coolest Bros from time to time will slip up with a four. A four is always fat, there is no getting around that. If you happen to fall victim to a four, I feel you. This is the kind of girl that must be kicked out of your place at 5:00 am. If you happen to crash at her place, you get out of there no later than 4:00 am. A boiling hot shower is needed immediately after. One characteristic about a four is she is very aggressive. She will chase guys so far out of her league its not even funny. And the sad part is, from time to time the four will be successful with her chase.

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Rating of 5

This is the first girl on the list that can be acceptable to bring around your friends from time to time. If you bring any of the previous four girls back, good look not getting ripped on for at least a month. A five may be in a sorority, but it will be an ugly one so don’t get excited. Sometimes a five has one redeeming quality, but that’s all. This is the kind of girl that after a guy gets with, he will describe her as “honestly she wasn’t that bad”. Shut up, Bro, she was ugly and you can't lie to yourself anymore.

Rating of 6

Oh man! The classic trap girl. So many guys will fall victim to a six after drinking. A six is a real player in the field. She is constantly able to “reach” and find guys that can do so much better than her. This is your classic "butter face." I’ve never met a six that didn’t like to have a good time. Bars are filled with sixes, and they are dangerous. Any man can go home with a six, it takes a real man to say, “No, I can do better than you."

Rating of 7

This is the first girl on the list that counts as girlfriend material. If you are dating one of these you might be somewhat happy, but do not settle a seven. There is better stuff just around the corner. A seven is usually the coolest of the girls, but there is just something not right with her. It's hard to pinpoint exactly what is wrong with a seven, but you know it's there. If your boys never give you props for being with her, but never diss you for being with her, you got yourself a seven.

Rating of 8

We are getting closer. An eight can make it into almost all the sororities and can get away with being a you know what. She’s got a lot of guys texting her and she’s texting a lot of guys. She more or less has her pick of the litter of who she talks to, but she’s not going to shock anyone with her looks. No guy will turn down an eight, unless he is a legit ten himself. She’s one small operation, 10lbs, or a haircut away from being a nine.

Rating of 9

Now we are talking. A nine has her life handed to her. She dates only good looking rich dudes. She can ignore any guy and he will come back to  her. She doesn’t need a personality because her face & body make up for it. These make ideal girlfriends and will get you mad bro points out the wazoo. Dating a nine will raise your self esteem, popularity, and other girls will suddenly find you more attractive.

Rating of 10

The Holy Mecca of girls. A ten is very rare, but when they come along oh man. They can have the personality of a cardboard box but what gives. They get what they want, when they want it. Guys want them, girls want to be them. If a girl walks into a room and you immediately tell all your friends to check her out, you are lucky. You are in presence of one of the rarest sights on earth. A perfect 10. I love this country.

Source: BroBible.com