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Friday, May 28, 2010

Today's Random Shit


Seriously hot Angela taking self shots

You can see Angela get nekkid here (NSFW)
Miley Cyrus in a bikini anyone?
Awesome Super Mario Bros./Ninja Gaiden mashup
31 Board game commercials from a time before you knew how to fap
UNCENSORED Kendra Wilkinson fuck tape screen caps - fap alert! (NSFW)

Thursday, May 27, 2010

WTF!!!



Klamath, OR - A deputy arrived at the residence and reportedly saw Wyatt on the couch with Powell's body, which was covered in blood and had most of its face removed. A large incision in the chest could be seen, and other unspecified body parts had been removed. An eyeball was resting in the middle of the room, according to the statement.
Wyatt allegedly told the deputy that he'd cut Powell's heart out and thrown it into the fire.
Powell's death certificate reads that he died from having his heart removed while he was still alive, causing him to bleed to death. It also lists as significant blunt force trauma to the head and neck, and compression of the neck.
This guy unanimously wins my "Craziest Shit Done While On Drugs" award for fiscal quarter ending 5/31/10. Yikes...

2 Year Old Smokes 2 Packs A Day




Ardi Rizal is two years old and smokes 40 cigarettes a day. Ardi Rizal is Indonesian, and his father claims he gave him his first cigarette at 18 months of age.
"I'm not worried about his health, he looks healthy," shrugged the boy's father Mohammad Rizal.
However at 2 years old, the boy is reported to weigh in at about 50 pounds; clearly overweight for a toddler of that age.
"He cries and throws tantrums when we don't let him smoke. He's addicted," his father adds.
Ardi's mother, Diana, says, "He's totally addicted. If he doesn't get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick."
What the shit is wrong with people?


Other kids with shitty parents:


Ahhh, WTF!


50 Cent lost a lot of weight for his upcoming movie "Things Fall Apart". In the movie 50 Cent plays a football player diagnosed with cancer.


He dropped from 214 pounds to an astonishing 160 with a liquid diet and three-hour-a-day treadmill walks for nine weeks.
"I was starving." Now he's back on tour and says, "I've been eating. I'll be back in shape in no time!"
kljasdfjwklhkljsdfl;khas;lkfhaslkjfal;khklfjasl;kfh;whjfajsdjfwi is all I have to say after seeing these pics.

NBA Refs Are The WORST!!!

Now that I got that off my chest, here's another one for you to gawk at to take your mind off the C's game.




Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Purse Snatchers Getting PWN3D!




Wenzhou, China, May 19 2010

"Bold gangsters" riding a motorcycle snatched a pedestrian’s purse. When surrounded by Wenzhou’s city residents, the diabolical gangster brandished a 50 centimeter long blade, but no one flinched, throwing at them cardboard boxes, stools, and other “weapons” rushing forth. 
In the midst of the struggle, there were several who were especially courageous, distinguished by chinese netizens hailing them “Broom Man”, “Stool Man”, and “Cardboard Box Man”.
Getting beaten by a Chinese mob wielding cardboard boxes, sticks, and furniture is a tough one to come back from. As the old saying goes you do dirt, you get dirt.

PS. If you looked up "bold gangsters" in the dictionary, you would find a picture of a couple of Chinese dudes riding in a shitty motorcycle crotch-to-ass snatching women's purses.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Its That Time of the Year


Prom season! That time of the year where the youths of America get together, get drunk, and possibly throw a baby or two away in the dumpster. 140 sweet prom FAIL pics here.

Here's a great song about prom night baby dumping:

Monday, May 24, 2010

A Few Predictions for Tonight's Game

I'm not good at guessing the outcomes of sporting events and I'm not gonna to start now, but I'm like Nostradamus  when it comes to guessing what happens before and after the game.


This WILL be the song that the Celtics will play in the locker room prior to the start of tonight's game to mentally prepare for what will take place.


My prediction for what you'll see and hear in the Magic locker room after the game. (Wait for the 0:14 mark)



PS. This crying video makes me laugh every fucking time, guaranteed.

Cape Cod Killer Titty Shot




ONSET - Cops yesterday apprehended an 18-year-old hit-and-run suspect who had fled her court appearance Friday - but not before she made yet another run for it, police said, according to the Cape Cod Times.
Gina Giovangelo of Hyannis was captured after a mile-long barefoot sprint through woods and backyards in Wareham, where authorities had tracked her to the Rosewood Motor Lodge on the Cranberry Highway, said Barnstable Sgt. Detective John Murphy.
Tragic hit and run story - but man look at the side boob/cleavage shot of this hot little 18 year old vehicular homicide Lolita!  Some lucky prison guard at Barnstable County Jail is going to be getting blowees from that thang in exchange for extra supply of maxi pads and bon-bons for the next 2.5 years!


If side boobs makes your pants tight, then check out the top 20 side boobs of all time here.


Can't have side boob talk without Peter Griffin's side boob hour.



(Thanks to a reader for this submission)

Cool or Gay?



On paper, a "rare double alley oop" sounds like it may be the most awesome-est thing to happen in basketball, but judging by the video, its quite gay. The coolness of one of the most exciting plays in basketball, the alley oop, is totally negated by the fact that you and your teammate are both hanging onto a rim while you're face to face and bumping uglies with him.


Cool or gay?


Here's a little back story on the alley oop cleanse the palate:

Today's Random Shit


Anna Paquin in True Blood

Jenn Anh Nguyen makes you wanna go to a massage parlor immediately! - FAP Alert! (NSFW)

New Pic of Next Gen iPhone Surfaces


Stevie J can't be happy about the abundance of leaks of his new beloved baby in the past month or so. This comes as a surprise because Apple has always been on top of their game in regards to product secrecy up until the moment of launch. The pics above show a black iPhone (the ones that we've seen in previously leaked pictures) sitting next to a white one. Guess we'll all find out at Apple's WWDC10 (Worldwide Developer's Conference) scheduled for June 7th.


Below is a video leak from Vietnam from a couple of weeks ago showing a 4G iPhone:



Source: Engadget

Sunday, May 23, 2010

You Mess With The Bull...



This picture is the personification of that saying. Brutal.


Click this link for video

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Today's Random Shit

Miranda Kerr in GQ magazine


Click here if you want to see Miranda's bare tits & ass (LSFW)
Stills from Kendra Wilkinson's soon to be released sex tape if you enjoy looking at fame whores (LSFW)
Brooke Hogan in a thong bikini for those that enjoy chicks that sorta look like transexual men
Cleveland and their "We Are Lebron" video can choke on a donkey dick for all I care--Cleveland is fukt
Lela Star causes me to type with one hand--FAP Alert! (NSFW)
Watch Lela Star make fuck with a man on camera if you enjoyed the last link (NSFW)

Save A Life



While watching this video, I learned how to save a life by using CPR, but also killed millions of others in the process...

Thursday, May 13, 2010

This Guy Rules



Ignore the video title. In my book, this guy fucking rules. Titty playing in public is my favorite past time and this guy unanimously wins my "Giving The Least Amount of Fuck Because Your Life Sucks" award for this fiscal quarter.

WTF?!?



These vatos may or may not have had 1 too many cervezas. Hilarity ensues.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Most Disgusting Thing You'll See This Week - ULTRA FAIL



How absent minded/stupid do you have to be to mistake a urinal for a hand washing sink? I can see how a chick might make this mistake because they've never seen such a contraption, but you're a dude! You must've been to at least 1 event where there are masses of dudes in need of a hot piss clumsily pissing into a trough.


After watching the video a few more times, I have the following questions for the unlucky fella:

  • Where do you see a water faucet?
  • What sort of hand washing sink would have stagnant yellow water that you would re-use to wash your hands?
  • Why the fuck are you going back inside a filthy, smelly port-a-potty after you've already got the piss of many, many men on your hands?

2010 Gumball 3000 Rides



Here are those cars that rolled through the New England area on their way to Canada last week as part of the Gumball 3000 rally. Man, rich guys sure know how to have fun (sigh....).


Here's a summary of the cars:
Ferrari Enzo
Ferrari F50
Ferrari F40
Ferrari 599
Ferrari F430 Scuderia 16M
Lamborghini Murcielago LP670-4 Superveloce
Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 Roadster
Lamborghini Gallardo LP560 Coupe
Mercedes McLaren SLR
Bugatti Veyron
Morgan Aeromax

Tiger Has A Bad Back & Whaaahhht?



Oh, bulging dick! Gee thanks, tell me something I don't already know.

Take That Cocksucker!



You wear your hair like a bitch, Rondo is gonna throw a basketball off your bitch-nuts like a bitch, nobody fucks with the Rondo!





This guy flops more than testicles in a nude basketball game.



Monday, May 10, 2010

Today's Random Shit


New England Patriots cheerleaders in Punta Cana

45 Gigapixel picture from the roof of a building in Dubai (its like having a telescope in a picture--PWN3Ds)
26 Gigapixel pic in Paris (not as many gigapixels, but equally as cool)

City Mayor or Village Idiot?



BOSTON - During the unveiling of a new statue depicting Boston Bruins legend Bobby Orr’s “The Goal” on Causeway Street in front of the TD Garden, Menino managed to steal some of the buzz from Orr by first jumbling his words, then mixing in the wrong name for one of Boston’s greatest sports moments.
 Menino was talking about great athletic feats in Boston history, and called them “ionic” moments (see the :35 second mark). He hailed Orr’s goal, Doug Flutie’s Hail Mary, John Havlicek’s steal and lastly, Jason Varitek splitting the uprights (see the :44 second mark).
Seriously, who the fuck doesn't know that Adam Vinatieri kicked that field goal to win the Superbowl? Not only did this moron get the name wrong, but he was off by an entire sport. We're not discussing some lesser known sport or a far away team that the city of Boston doesn't get much exposure to--its the New England Patriots of the NFL, biggest sport in America and only one of the biggest moments in Boston sports history and the mayor gets it completely wrong. FAIL.


(More examples of bufoonery after the jump)






Saturday, May 8, 2010

Laughter Is Contagious!



I defy you to watch this entire video without laughing--some of the goofiest laughs ever!!!!


Of course you can't mention laughing without including the laughing baby. 118,500,000 views and still going strong!





Have a great weekend everyone.



Thursday, May 6, 2010

Smokin' Hot Asian



I normally don't do this, but Nicolette Lacson is so hot that she deserves her own post and whatever the fuck else she wants--she gets.


Hot Asian chicks like this comes around as often as Halley's Comet so get your wife/girlfriend out of the room so you can properly celebrate Nicollete by painting some maps of Hawaii on some paper towels.


(more pics after the jump)






Wednesday, May 5, 2010

What Recession?!?!



NEW YORK-- Pablo Picasso's sinuous, lavender-hued painting of his mistress, "Nude, Green Leaves and Bust" (1932), sold for $106.5 million Monday night at Christie's International -- the highest amount ever paid for an artwork at auction.
The price surpassed the $104.2 million paid in 2004 for a 1905 Picasso painting, "Garcon a la Pipe," at Sotheby's in New York. And it exceeded the $103.4 million paid for Giacometti's sculpture "Walking Man I" (1960) in February at Sotheby's in London.
"Nude, Green Leaves and Bust" had been projected to sell for $70 million to $90 million.


Fuck that shit, I would've saved myself the money and fired off some knuckle children to big, delicious tits on PornHub for free and spent it on finding the mythically elusive McRib. Oh, and I'd probably use some of that money at Sam's Club to get some more paper towels since I've ran out and resorted to using tube socks the past few days...

Today's Random Shit



9 Hottest Mexican chicks that I want to celebrate Cinco de Mayo with
7 Awesome game show FAILS
Sweet collection of FAP worthy pics (LSFW)
The Germans & Japanese now have a friend in Brazil (Very NSFW & gross)
The iPad has many uses (NSFW)
What's worse than seeing old wrinkly balls in pornos? (NSFW)

IU Student's Universal Scale to Rate Chicks



Mark Ropinski is an aspiring writer, student at Indiana University (IU), and, most importantly, a fellow Bro. Mark recently wrote an article that was published in "The Odyssey," IU's Greek newspaper, about the rating system men use to describe a chick to their friends. Many men even use it to size-up a girl who is passing them on the street. This system is commonplace and it is certainly nothing new to any self-respecting Bro out there. If you see an unattractive girl, you call her a "1."  On the flip side, if you see a firestorm pass you on the street and you'd gladly cut off a toe to fuck her, you call her a "10." It's really as simple as that.


Here's Mark's article:


Men have been using the trusty 1-10 rating system to rate girls for what seems like centuries. Obviously a 10 is a knockout, and a 1 is something that should show up on the Discovery Channel. It's as universal as the 4.0 GPA scale or the Dewey Decimal System. One of my favorite things to do with my friends is to argue about what number a girl is. These debates can get personal and sometimes ugly. Without going any further, let me reveal what each number signifies for a girl.

Rating of 1
This is as bad as it gets. Lucky enough these girls hardly ever go out in public or wouldn’t dare come to a state school like Indiana. They usually have two to three horrible features. This could be extreme obesity, a face that looks like it was hit with a frying pan, or covered in boils. They will likely remain widows or work in jobs where they can be hidden in the back.

Rating of 2
A two is not much better than a one. She is god awful ugly as well. No matter how many drinks you have, she wont look hotter or thinner. All of her friends are busted as well. Thankfully a two does not have any confidence either so spotting them out is rare.

Rating of 3
A three is the first girl that might get a little action from time to time. Granted the guy who falls for her will be wasted beyond belief. There is a chance she might have a good sense of humor but that will be as good as it gets. She is a prime candidate for extreme plastic surgery. Usually a three has just one feature (giant nose, freakishly tall, big belly, or no butt) that turn off even the drunkest of males. Who am I kidding? They are ugly as hell.

Rating of 4
Here is where it gets interesting. Even the coolest Bros from time to time will slip up with a four. A four is always fat, there is no getting around that. If you happen to fall victim to a four, I feel you. This is the kind of girl that must be kicked out of your place at 5:00 am. If you happen to crash at her place, you get out of there no later than 4:00 am. A boiling hot shower is needed immediately after. One characteristic about a four is she is very aggressive. She will chase guys so far out of her league its not even funny. And the sad part is, from time to time the four will be successful with her chase.

(more after the jump)

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Another Sighting of the Montauk Monster




That's no Montauk Monster, it's just good 'ol Snooki out and about in Miami extinguishing hard-ons left and right. They should send her over to China to help them with their population control. No man in his right mind can sustain an erection after seeing that.


More pictures here


Photo: The Superficial

Monday, May 3, 2010

LeBron Is Gone!



Hope you Cleveland fans are getting a good look at your boy LeBron in a Cavs jersey because he'll be taking his crab dribbling ass in the direction of the NY/NJ area come this fall.


Here's a few reasons that certainly doesn't help Cleveland's effort in keeping the "King".



Part 2

Small Apartment Turned Into 24 Rooms



This 344 sq. ft. apartment in Hong Kong can be configured into 24 different rooms to the liking of the tenant. Too bad I didn't have something like this back in college. Instead, I paid $700 a month to share a room with a kid that had an uncanny ability to always come into the room when things got a little hot and heavy with female guests.