Random Video of the Day 12/11/10

Jesus titty-fucking Christ, what is going on here?

Random Video of the Day 12/10/10

Seriously, can anybody tell me what's going on in this video? I would probably jump out of my window right now if I was on shrooms.

WTF?

How does this creepy kid get so many fucking hits? As creepy as this kid looks, I do thoroughly enjoy this video feat 50.

Google Earth on 8 55-inch HDTVs

Google's Liquid Galaxy requires eight 55-inch HDTV's as well as a dedicated Linux server for each, but it will fulfill your dreams of being David from "Flight of the Navigator" (sans Pee-wee Herman of course).

Random Video of the Day 9/7/10

This dog video sure cleanses the palate after watching the video of a chick tossing puppies into a river. By the way, if this dog could speak, she'd be saying "Take this goofy fucking shit off me and this guy fucks me when no one is around." Just a wild guess.


(Puppy throwing video after the jump)

Brandon Jennings Likes Lady Gaga

Nice to see someone that can drop 55 points in your fuckin face in the NBA and also like Lady Gaga. I'm buying a Brandon Jennings jersey tomorrow.

I'm Back!

So life got a little busy, I got a little lazy, and fapping got a little (alot) out of hand. Its ok. I'm slowly coming back to the swing of things and lets hope I don't fall off the wagon again.


Miranda Kerr topless pics in 3-D
Britney Spears looks decently fappable in blue bikini
50 Cent pwn3d by grandma
Kelly Brook naked in Playboy makes life worth living (NSFW)
Don't know who Christina Hendricks is, but she's got great tittees
Amazing amateur POV vid gets the job done nicely


Douchebag tries to chug bottle of Patron and fails

JoBros Blows

Of course this shit stabber didn't enjoy his wife's bearded axe wound. While he's running around playing shitty-ass music and wearing his purity ring, she's probably out getting deeped dicked by real men. How can a man describe losing his virginity as he was quoted above? After I shot my first vagina-induced load, it was the most amazing thing that I had ever experienced and have experienced up until this point in my life. I fell in love with meat pockets instantly. It was like when the Wizard of Oz went from black and white to color. Kevin Jonas made it seem like someone made him try Thai food. I think the problem here was that his wife didn't have male genitalia and the hole he was sticking his wiener into didn't smell like old Italian subs and doo-doo butter.

Kanye West - Power

Love him or hate him, you can't discount his artistic vision and the ability to keep it fresh. Check out this uncensored version of his new 'moving portrait' for his single "Power".


PS. Aside from Kanye staring at you the whole time, the video is quite fappable.

Kenny Powers Gets Signed By K-Swiss

That Kenny Powers is one funny motherfucker. The premiere of Eastbound and Down season 2 on September 26 is going to be EPIC!!!!


Check out the best of Kenny Powers if you've been living under a fucking rock and have no idea what I'm talking about.



Be prepared to laugh your tits off at these Eastbound and Down outtakes



On a related note, has no one ever told K-Swiss that their sneakers suck a homeless man's nuts? I commend them for trying with this ad campaign, but all they did was take shit from other sneaker companies, threw it into a blender, and these K-Swiss tubes came out. They'll definitely sell at least 30-40 pairs because of Kenny Powers, but thats gonna be the extent of it. No self respecting sneaker-wearing motherfucker is gonna rock a sneaker that is a ripoff of other sneakers.


If you work for K-Swiss and want to send over a pair for me to test out and give a fair and unbiased review, I wear an 8.5 M US.


K-Swiss Tubes

Nike Air Max 95 - This pic doesn't show the color very well, but if you owned a pair of these, you know the color is neon green, which is pretty much the color of the Tubes.

Reebok ZigTech - The sole of the Tubes is just a slight variation of Reebok's ZigTech. Again, the neon green sole here is borrow from the Air Max 95.

Adidas Shell Toe - K-Swiss just took the three stripe logo and added on another 2 for good measure.

In the spirit of Kenny Powers, fuck you guys, I'm out!

Today's Random Shiz 7/30/10

Larissa Riquelme goes topless, I go blind 2 minutes later

Larisssa Riquelme topless pics here (NSFW & FAP alert!)

Tara Reid panty-less upskirt if you're still living in 1999 (NSFW)

70 billion pixel picture of Budapest is world's largest picture

HUGE gallery of the best turd cutters on the internet (LSFW)

Adriana Lima in a bikini is a good start to an evening of shameful fapping

Christina Milian shows us what The Dream is missing out on

Who is Katie Cleary? With a bikini body like that, who gives a fuck!

Snooki in a 1-piece bikini brings sex crime rate down to zero (only look if you no longer have the will to live)

Ridiculously hot amateur GF doing dirty things on video is good for prostate maintenance (NSFW & FAP alert!)

Dey Rapin' E'rybody Out Herre

Who died and made Antoine Dodson police commissioner? This dude comes in a close second to the Alabama leprechaun guy in terms of assclown-ness on a TV news report.

Here's the original news story:

Random Video of the Day 7/26/10

This is a little late for Father's Day, but worth a laugh or two before you realize that you're stuck with banging one woman for the rest of your life.

Basil Marceaux for Governor of Tennessee

Holy fuck, I think Mumbles Menino has finally found himself a suitable contender in a fight for the title of "Worst Public Speaker Ever!!!"


Seriously, how can a candidate to be a governor of a state get so nervous where he refers to himself as "Basil Marceaux.com"? I mean, in order to get to that stage in your political career, you would've had to have spoken to at least 3-4 people in a public setting before, right? Nope, not this guy. He just steamrolls over whatever the fuck he meant to get across to the general public and makes a complete asshole of himself on TV.

Today's Random Shiz 7/22/10

Kelly Brook in Maxim

The rest of that faptastic gallery here

Kelly Brook bikini pics to get the pre-game started

Jennifer Aniston's upskirt delays my thirsty Thursday celebration for about 90 seconds

Now that Selena Gomez is 18, you no longer have feel bad about fapping to the Disney channel (100 pics of sweetness)

The Situtation in a vintage family photo provides a quick laugh before it goes down and by 'it' I mean savagely beating your meat like it owes you money

20 Hilarious names prove that parents do have a sense of humor

Ever wondered what happened to that cute kid from Jerry Maguire?

Hot amateur BJ takes it straight to the bank, spank bank that is (NSFW & fap alert)

Random Video of the Day 7/22/10

Holy instant regret Batman!


Booker T knew instantly as the 'a' in nigga came out of his mouth that he was in some deep shit. Aside from the fact that Hulk Hogan is white, nobody calls the Hulk a nigga. Not Booker T, not no one!

Pregnant Chick Gets A Knuckle Sandwich

There's just too much going on in this video to try to put words to, but one thing's for sure, a pregnant chick gets served a knuckle sandwich courtesy of an angry pimp in a Burger King parking lot while a bunch of onlookers watch. I'm sure glad I don't live in the ghetto anymore.

Random Vid of the Day 7/21/10

The best 12 seconds of video since the last time I made a sex tape...

Bro-stitution, A Disturbing New Trend

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I may or may not be guilty of soliciting a prostitute or 47, but I'm proud to say that Lord Fapenstein III has never solicited a bro to make fart jokes, share near-shit-my-pants stories, or talk about girls' bewbs with. That's right, I'm so not a bro that I refer to myself in the third person, blow me bro.

Larissa Riquelme May or May Not Be Nude

The World Cup may be over, but Larissa Riquelme's restraining order against me is still in full effect much like the sick rod I have from looking at these pictures.

Nudes after the jump (NSFW)

(Disclaimer: Have paper towel, tube sock, or baseball glove ready)