I'm Back!

So life got a little busy, I got a little lazy, and fapping got a little (alot) out of hand. Its ok. I'm slowly coming back to the swing of things and lets hope I don't fall off the wagon again.


Miranda Kerr topless pics in 3-D
Britney Spears looks decently fappable in blue bikini
50 Cent pwn3d by grandma
Kelly Brook naked in Playboy makes life worth living (NSFW)
Don't know who Christina Hendricks is, but she's got great tittees
Amazing amateur POV vid gets the job done nicely


Douchebag tries to chug bottle of Patron and fails

JoBros Blows

Of course this shit stabber didn't enjoy his wife's bearded axe wound. While he's running around playing shitty-ass music and wearing his purity ring, she's probably out getting deeped dicked by real men. How can a man describe losing his virginity as he was quoted above? After I shot my first vagina-induced load, it was the most amazing thing that I had ever experienced and have experienced up until this point in my life. I fell in love with meat pockets instantly. It was like when the Wizard of Oz went from black and white to color. Kevin Jonas made it seem like someone made him try Thai food. I think the problem here was that his wife didn't have male genitalia and the hole he was sticking his wiener into didn't smell like old Italian subs and doo-doo butter.

Kanye West - Power

Love him or hate him, you can't discount his artistic vision and the ability to keep it fresh. Check out this uncensored version of his new 'moving portrait' for his single "Power".


PS. Aside from Kanye staring at you the whole time, the video is quite fappable.

Kenny Powers Gets Signed By K-Swiss

That Kenny Powers is one funny motherfucker. The premiere of Eastbound and Down season 2 on September 26 is going to be EPIC!!!!


Check out the best of Kenny Powers if you've been living under a fucking rock and have no idea what I'm talking about.



Be prepared to laugh your tits off at these Eastbound and Down outtakes



On a related note, has no one ever told K-Swiss that their sneakers suck a homeless man's nuts? I commend them for trying with this ad campaign, but all they did was take shit from other sneaker companies, threw it into a blender, and these K-Swiss tubes came out. They'll definitely sell at least 30-40 pairs because of Kenny Powers, but thats gonna be the extent of it. No self respecting sneaker-wearing motherfucker is gonna rock a sneaker that is a ripoff of other sneakers.


If you work for K-Swiss and want to send over a pair for me to test out and give a fair and unbiased review, I wear an 8.5 M US.


K-Swiss Tubes

Nike Air Max 95 - This pic doesn't show the color very well, but if you owned a pair of these, you know the color is neon green, which is pretty much the color of the Tubes.

Reebok ZigTech - The sole of the Tubes is just a slight variation of Reebok's ZigTech. Again, the neon green sole here is borrow from the Air Max 95.

Adidas Shell Toe - K-Swiss just took the three stripe logo and added on another 2 for good measure.

In the spirit of Kenny Powers, fuck you guys, I'm out!