Today's Random Shiz 7/30/10

Larissa Riquelme goes topless, I go blind 2 minutes later

Larisssa Riquelme topless pics here (NSFW & FAP alert!)

Tara Reid panty-less upskirt if you're still living in 1999 (NSFW)

70 billion pixel picture of Budapest is world's largest picture

HUGE gallery of the best turd cutters on the internet (LSFW)

Adriana Lima in a bikini is a good start to an evening of shameful fapping

Christina Milian shows us what The Dream is missing out on

Who is Katie Cleary? With a bikini body like that, who gives a fuck!

Snooki in a 1-piece bikini brings sex crime rate down to zero (only look if you no longer have the will to live)

Ridiculously hot amateur GF doing dirty things on video is good for prostate maintenance (NSFW & FAP alert!)

Dey Rapin' E'rybody Out Herre

Who died and made Antoine Dodson police commissioner? This dude comes in a close second to the Alabama leprechaun guy in terms of assclown-ness on a TV news report.

Here's the original news story:

Random Video of the Day 7/26/10

This is a little late for Father's Day, but worth a laugh or two before you realize that you're stuck with banging one woman for the rest of your life.

Basil Marceaux for Governor of Tennessee

Holy fuck, I think Mumbles Menino has finally found himself a suitable contender in a fight for the title of "Worst Public Speaker Ever!!!"


Seriously, how can a candidate to be a governor of a state get so nervous where he refers to himself as "Basil Marceaux.com"? I mean, in order to get to that stage in your political career, you would've had to have spoken to at least 3-4 people in a public setting before, right? Nope, not this guy. He just steamrolls over whatever the fuck he meant to get across to the general public and makes a complete asshole of himself on TV.

Today's Random Shiz 7/22/10

Kelly Brook in Maxim

The rest of that faptastic gallery here

Kelly Brook bikini pics to get the pre-game started

Jennifer Aniston's upskirt delays my thirsty Thursday celebration for about 90 seconds

Now that Selena Gomez is 18, you no longer have feel bad about fapping to the Disney channel (100 pics of sweetness)

The Situtation in a vintage family photo provides a quick laugh before it goes down and by 'it' I mean savagely beating your meat like it owes you money

20 Hilarious names prove that parents do have a sense of humor

Ever wondered what happened to that cute kid from Jerry Maguire?

Hot amateur BJ takes it straight to the bank, spank bank that is (NSFW & fap alert)

Random Video of the Day 7/22/10

Holy instant regret Batman!


Booker T knew instantly as the 'a' in nigga came out of his mouth that he was in some deep shit. Aside from the fact that Hulk Hogan is white, nobody calls the Hulk a nigga. Not Booker T, not no one!

Pregnant Chick Gets A Knuckle Sandwich

There's just too much going on in this video to try to put words to, but one thing's for sure, a pregnant chick gets served a knuckle sandwich courtesy of an angry pimp in a Burger King parking lot while a bunch of onlookers watch. I'm sure glad I don't live in the ghetto anymore.

Random Vid of the Day 7/21/10

The best 12 seconds of video since the last time I made a sex tape...