Yikes...

I've got something for everyone...
I'm fairly certain these two fine young gentleman might know a thing or two about docking.




Now that your weiner has shriveled up and went back inside your body, here's something to get it to turtle head itself back out for some fap-fap-fap action.


Watching the one in white doing the Stanky Leg is like seeing the Beatles for the first time on The Ed Sullivan Show. Simply amazing and tear jerking (with a strong emphasis on jerking).

Melissa Satta's Buttocks Rock My World

Right now there's no chick hotter than Melissa Satta. If you know me, you know I LOVE ass and she is the prime example of a quality ass as well as a piece of ass.


Her ass falls into the "quality" as opposed to the "quantity" category. The quality ass, also known as a bubble butt, is one where the ass cheeks are perfectly round, proportional to a tight, slender body, and there are no dimples in it like she just got up from sitting on a gravel driveway with no pants on. Two examples of quality asses are Keyra Augustina and Jessica Biel.

The "quantity" ass or ghetto booty is pretty much a huge-ass ass on a chick. The quantity ass is disproportionately large, is the focal point of the entire body, and can be seen from the back and the front. These are usually found on black chicks, often on latinas, rarely on white, and never on Asian.

(Moar Melissa Satta pics after the jump)

Can't Stop Watching This Shit

Alcohol and drug abuse sure makes some interesting individuals. He's like the white version of the Tourettes Guy--says the dumbest shit that makes no sense whatsoever, but for some strange reason its entertaining as fuck.

Epic Rap Battle

Jay-Z may be the self proclaimed "Rain man", but this cat Eli (at 2:08) is the real Rain Man if you ask me. It's like watching Bird vs. Magic, Brady vs. Manning, or Ali vs. Frazier. He's got flow so sick chicken soup won't help!


It would be a disgrace to have a conversation about ill rappers without mentioning the infamous 50 Tyson who's "album is coming out in stores..please soon, go get it up".

Can't Wait For Louis CK's New Show!

Louis CK is probably one of the funniest and most underrated comedians of all time. "Lucky Louie" on HBO was cancelled only after 1 season, which was a disappointment to fans who appreciate a sitcom that showed real life situations and real dialog. That's why I'm really happy and glad to see that he was picked up by the FX network give Louis CK a chance with a new show called "Louie". The show will debut on Tuesday June 29th at 11:00 PM on FX.

Today's Random Shiz 6/25/10

Melissa Satta in Italian Maxim makes me type with 1 hand

More of Melissa Satta in Maxim (be sure to have a napkin or tube sock nearby before clicking)

Melissa Satta candid bikini pics

Mary J Blige's ass in a bikini may or may not be harmful to your vision

Wanna give Lady Gaga your disco stick? Now you can! - She loves it when you poke-her face!!!

Porn meets Cirque de Soleil if you're strapped for time (NSFW)

Monster crocodile eats the shit out of a shark (includes pic)


(Moar pics of Melissa Satta after the jump)

Mother of the Year Award Goes To...

Party baby

KEYSTONE HEIGHTS, Fla. - A picture of a Keystone Heights baby appearing to smoke a bong has caught the attention of the Florida Department of Children and Families.

Channel 4 was sent the photo and an image of the picture and comments about it taken from an unidentified Web site. It is not known how widely it was circulated.

The 19-year-old mother talked to Channel 4 via Facebook. She said the pictures were a joke.

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At least this kid is smoking weed and we all know that a kid smoking weed is waaaay safer than a kid smoking 20 cigarettes a day.

You  know what they say, it's all fun and games until you take a picture of your kid holding your bong...

Kids Say The Darndest Things

What an adorable little fella?!?!


Here are a couple more kids that are gonna grow up just fine...



PS. There's no way the chick in this video is a "5 star chick" unless Yo Gotti is using an inverse rating system where 1 star is hot and 5 star is completely unfuckable no matter how drunk you are.


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