Today's Random Shiz 6/29/10

Taylor Momsen performing at Warped Tour

See the unedited pics after the jump!
Kelly Brook in a bikini makes pregaming a breeze
Only the internet knows why this exists
Cameron Diaz in a bikini shows us that she's still got it
24 Hilarious motivational posters to prove that the internet is a stomping ground for degenerates with too much time

Gooks of Hazzard

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. Pretty much every single Asian stereotype is accounted for in this video and if you're Asian, you can't even be mad because this shit is hilarious! Definitely well worth investing the full 7:41.




PS. This video reminds me alot of Kentucky Fried Movie.

Yikes...

I've got something for everyone...
I'm fairly certain these two fine young gentleman might know a thing or two about docking.




Now that your weiner has shriveled up and went back inside your body, here's something to get it to turtle head itself back out for some fap-fap-fap action.


Watching the one in white doing the Stanky Leg is like seeing the Beatles for the first time on The Ed Sullivan Show. Simply amazing and tear jerking (with a strong emphasis on jerking).

Melissa Satta's Buttocks Rock My World

Right now there's no chick hotter than Melissa Satta. If you know me, you know I LOVE ass and she is the prime example of a quality ass as well as a piece of ass.


Her ass falls into the "quality" as opposed to the "quantity" category. The quality ass, also known as a bubble butt, is one where the ass cheeks are perfectly round, proportional to a tight, slender body, and there are no dimples in it like she just got up from sitting on a gravel driveway with no pants on. Two examples of quality asses are Keyra Augustina and Jessica Biel.

The "quantity" ass or ghetto booty is pretty much a huge-ass ass on a chick. The quantity ass is disproportionately large, is the focal point of the entire body, and can be seen from the back and the front. These are usually found on black chicks, often on latinas, rarely on white, and never on Asian.

(Moar Melissa Satta pics after the jump)

Can't Stop Watching This Shit

Alcohol and drug abuse sure makes some interesting individuals. He's like the white version of the Tourettes Guy--says the dumbest shit that makes no sense whatsoever, but for some strange reason its entertaining as fuck.

Epic Rap Battle

Jay-Z may be the self proclaimed "Rain man", but this cat Eli (at 2:08) is the real Rain Man if you ask me. It's like watching Bird vs. Magic, Brady vs. Manning, or Ali vs. Frazier. He's got flow so sick chicken soup won't help!


It would be a disgrace to have a conversation about ill rappers without mentioning the infamous 50 Tyson who's "album is coming out in stores..please soon, go get it up".

Can't Wait For Louis CK's New Show!

Louis CK is probably one of the funniest and most underrated comedians of all time. "Lucky Louie" on HBO was cancelled only after 1 season, which was a disappointment to fans who appreciate a sitcom that showed real life situations and real dialog. That's why I'm really happy and glad to see that he was picked up by the FX network give Louis CK a chance with a new show called "Louie". The show will debut on Tuesday June 29th at 11:00 PM on FX.

Today's Random Shiz 6/25/10

Melissa Satta in Italian Maxim makes me type with 1 hand

More of Melissa Satta in Maxim (be sure to have a napkin or tube sock nearby before clicking)

Melissa Satta candid bikini pics

Mary J Blige's ass in a bikini may or may not be harmful to your vision

Wanna give Lady Gaga your disco stick? Now you can! - She loves it when you poke-her face!!!

Porn meets Cirque de Soleil if you're strapped for time (NSFW)

Monster crocodile eats the shit out of a shark (includes pic)


(Moar pics of Melissa Satta after the jump)

Mother of the Year Award Goes To...

Party baby

KEYSTONE HEIGHTS, Fla. - A picture of a Keystone Heights baby appearing to smoke a bong has caught the attention of the Florida Department of Children and Families.

Channel 4 was sent the photo and an image of the picture and comments about it taken from an unidentified Web site. It is not known how widely it was circulated.

The 19-year-old mother talked to Channel 4 via Facebook. She said the pictures were a joke.

Link to news clip

At least this kid is smoking weed and we all know that a kid smoking weed is waaaay safer than a kid smoking 20 cigarettes a day.

You  know what they say, it's all fun and games until you take a picture of your kid holding your bong...

Kids Say The Darndest Things

What an adorable little fella?!?!


Here are a couple more kids that are gonna grow up just fine...



PS. There's no way the chick in this video is a "5 star chick" unless Yo Gotti is using an inverse rating system where 1 star is hot and 5 star is completely unfuckable no matter how drunk you are.


Original Video

Miley Being Miley

Miley Cyrus performing at the Much Music Video Award on Toronto on 6/20/10

Since its a violation of my parole to look at anything even remotely close to child pornography, I'm gonna have to link these delicious photos of Miley side beave pics hosted on another site.

The rest of the Much Music photos here

Miley Side beave

Miley Side beave 2

This World Cup Fan Has A Name...

...her name is Larissa Riquelme, her name is Larissa Riquelme, her name is Larissa Riquelme....

(more pics after the jump)

This Kid Is The Man

Seriously, with dance moves like that this kid is gonna get all the meat pocket he wants! If he's not careful, he's gonna end up like Desmond Hatchett and father his own football team.





PS. I love creampie-ing chicks as much as the next Shawn Kemp, but at some point you just gotta say enough is enough and make a map of Hawaii or 2 and call it a night.

Are You Ready?!?!?!!!

Celtics, Lakers, NBA Finals game 7. If you're not pumped to watch history in the making tonight then you should just give up your man card. GO CELTICS!!!!!!

Today's Random Shit

Katy Perry showing us where babies come from

Uncensored Katy Perry upskirt here

Soon to be 18 year old Demi Lovato in bikini and showing crack

The BEST part about the World Cup

This may be the best looking burger I've ever seen (NSFW)

30 Hot beach volleyball pics to pre-game to

Man vs Shark

This is exactly why I don't go fucking around with wildlife.


Further evidence that sitting in front of my computer and trolling the internet is the best place for me to be.

Mortal Kombat Rebirth

This new Mortal Kombat movie looks so fuckin' badass.


You can let your inner *Asian come out by singing along to this song to get your MK fill while waiting for the movie to be released.



*In case you didn't know, Asians LOVE karaoke and here is the best evidence of that:

Boston Globe Down To Its Last 3 Subscibers

Boston Globe Tailors Print Edition For Three Remaining Subscribers

Who the shit reads actual newspapers anymore?

Today's Random Shit

Hayden Planetarium running around in a bikini when she's with men twice her age

Moar pics of Hayden Planetarium here
Top 10 Douchebag fashions - Everytime I see someone wearing sunglasses indoor at night, I wanna take them off with a shovel
Badly cropped yearbook picture will surely haunt this kid for the rest of his life
5 Awesome Japanese game shows
Instructions on how to make a gigantic Kit Kat if you're ever high and/or bored

Obama Was In The "Whoomp There It Is Video"?

That's the word on the street these days, can you dig it?
Skip to the 1:00 mark and see for yourself.

Miley Cyrus Upskirt For Your Fapping Pleasure

Unedited and more pics after the jump

Welcome to the 2010 NBA Finals!

The last time the Celtics were in the Finals versus the Lakers, the one thing that stood out to me was how lame the Lakers' game intro was. It was neither cool, hip, or motivational and definitely was not up to par with the intro that the Celtics had that entire season. How do you expect to get your players and fans all riled up and ready for the biggest game of their lives when all you're showing is words and an occasional dunk by Kobe set to the musical score to Gladiator? The Celtics' intro on the other hand, gets your blood pumping, your dick hard, and ready to fuck some people up. That's how its done and how it should be done as evident with the Laker's 2009 intro that sounds a tad bit like the Celtics' one.


Lakers 2008 Finals Intro



Celtics 2008 Finals Intro



Lakers 2009 Finals Intro

Today's Random Shit 6/2/10

Megan Fox in a bikini (site is LSFW) makes my week (2nd set here) - You're very welcome
Lead singer of Paramore's titteez (NSFW)
Clip of Kendra Wilkinson fucking someone who isn't on their death bed or named Hank (NSFW)
The infamous Booyah video (very NSFW--unless seeing a black man insert his testicles into a white woman's anus while his penis is in her vagina is OK at your job then I want your job)
Miley Cyrus parading around that jail bait cameltoe in Portugal
25 Pictures of shit you won't see everyday