Creepiest Game Show Host Everrrr!!!

What a fucking creep this guy is! Someone should go to this guy's house and check his computer hard drive. There is no doubt in my mind that there's some "stuff" that should send him to federal "pound me in the ass" prison for a long, long time.

New M.I.A. "Born Free" Video

M.I.A. tell us how you really feel about gingers?


Not sure where all this hatred toward gingers comes from (aside from the fact that they have no souls), but I'm guessing this kid might've been the straw that broke the camel's back.




Don't know why but I feel the strong urge run up behind the ginger and Spiderman his bitch ass.

Lupe Fuentes FTW

Don't know who this chick is but she's a solid 9 on the fap scale. Rest of the gallery here.

Coke Bottle Cheat Sheet

If you loved school as much as I did then you probably haven't been studying for finals or gone to class since Easter. This is the 21st century version of writing the answers in your palm. This trick should be enough to get you at least a passing grade so your parents don't cut off your allowance.

Undeniable Proof That Lakers Fans Are Douchebags

I got the douche chills watching this.


Don't worry, I'm not gonna leave you all douche chilled out. This Kobe related video will surely offset the last and leave you on a good note.




PS. I can't even fathom what Shaq's ass tastes like. If I had to guess and only if I had to, I would probably say it tastes something like dead Yeti monster with a side of rotten broccoli with garbage juice dressing.

Today's Random Shit

30 Hot chicks with ripped abs

Great abs for someone that had 8 kids fall out of them

Most expensive iPad everrrr

Lisa Ann & Julia Ann = Faptastic MILFs (NSFW)

Toni Braxton's 42 year old cameltoe (Site is NSFW)

Amateur teens for you pre-gamers (NSFW)

Beyonce Nip Slip Anyone?

Does it really matter what I write down here? All you want is to see the unedited photo so let's not waste each other's time.


(unedited photos after the jump) NSFW

Asian Lady Mistakes Treadmill for Dance Dance Revolution Machine

I knew she was Asian 5 seconds into the video. The tell tale signs that gave it away was the dark hair, horrible, horrible late 90's pop music, and an ironing board where you would normally find an ass. 


She might be badass on the treadmill, but she ain't got shit on this fat nerd.




He definitely cuts a mean rug on DDR, but in real life he just cuts up dead prostitutes in his mom's basement.

50 Tyson Takin' Ova!!!

I was gonna write some funny shit here, but after watching the video a second time, I'm just at a loss for words.


PS. 1:29 mark is precious!


PPS. There's nothing I want more than to cup a fart and throw it in his face.

Club Brawl Involving 100

Boston.com - "I was at Club Rio when it went down.

It started out with a small group of guys badmouthing Mozart. They were basically saying that Mozart had a few nice pieces but overall his work was lightweight and trivial. They then went on to claim that Beethoven's opera "Fidelio" had more artistic merit than all of Mozart's operas put together. A lot of people heard these claims and eyebrows were raised.

Now if you know one thing about Lawrence, you know it has a heavily, heavily pro-Mozart contingent. You just do not diss Mozart in Lawrence. It isn't done. But these guys kept it up - they started parodying Mozart's piano concertos - and the level of rage of the pro-Mozart guys went off the charts.

So they battled. The Mozart guys put forth their best baritone and he sang "Deh vieni alla finestra". The girls in the crowd started crying at the beauty of it. Some of the guys too. The anti-Mozart guys clapped sarcastically and had their bass sing "La Calumnia". Now if you know two things about Lawrence, you know the second is you do NOT claim Rossini is in any way on the same level as Mozart. Not in Lawrence anyways. Even so, it was a stunning rendition and the bass was gaining the respect of the crowd. Until he started humorously and cruelly interpolating Mozart into his aria. The Mozart crowd could not stand for this! First food and drinks were thrown, then chairs. Then fists.

After that, pure chaos."

Classic post by user 'bike1200' from the Boston.com comments forum. The article was about a brawl in a Lawrence nightclub that involved over 100 people. For those that don't know, Lawrence, MA has a high concentration of hispanic, particularly Domican and Puerto Rican, residents.

This folks, is internet trollin' at its finest.

Today's Random Shit

Hottest nerds that may or may not really exist

19 Awesomely deep fried foods

You probably own one of these if you enjoyed the last 2 links

13 Lottery winners who lost everything

Katy Perry showing off her delicious legs

Mega creepy "Island of the Dolls" in Mexico

Sandals pwn3ds ridiculously drunk kid at concert

Don't cheat on these crazy bitches or else...

2010 Hooters calendar girls in Vegas - Fap Alert!

Jersey Shore Girls Beach Day

Jersey Shore girls Jwoww, Angelina, and Snooki showing off their mostly average, spray tanned bodies in Miami Beach yesterday.

For those of you who don't like getting sick rods while looking at pictures of girls in bikinis, I've included Snooki bikini pics after the jump.

(more of Jwoww & Angelina pics after the jump too)

Kim Kardashian's Shitter Gets Groped

It would've been hilarious if Kim dropped ass right as that Aussie grabs her cheeks. Just rip an epic, juicy, wet one right into her hands to teach her a fucking lesson or 2 about grabbing a stranger's ass.


On a related note, I want to go on vacation with these bro's. I mean, who doesn't want to hang out with a bunch of doods in a hotel room and smell the inside of your bro's asshole? Where do I sign up?

Today's Random Shit

2010 Hooters Bikini Pageant makes my trousers tight
Kate Bosworth in a bikini = pre-game gold!
McAfee fucked me back in 1999 and they're still fucking people in 2010
A few nice dumpers
Sunny Leone is the hottest Indian chick everRRRR! (NSFW)
Sweet tits on volleyball player
If you like how big your pole looks in tiny hands, then check out these smokin' Asians chicks

Coco Being Coco

This is what it looks like when Ice-T's wife gets a bikini wax and posts it on Twitter. I can care less about her aside from the fact that she's got an ass that defies all laws of physics. Its rumored that famed physicist, Stephen Hawking, spoke for the first time in over 25 years when he was overheard saying "...holy jesus titty fucking christ!" when he saw a picture of Coco's turd cutter on his Twitter. True story.


(unedited and more pictures of Coco after the jump)

How The Fuck Does This Happen?

British lady gets migraine headache, develops Chinese accent, and dogs in the neighborhood start disappearing...
(That last part was a tasteless joke)


BTW, the second lady is completely making up her syndrome. I can believe picking up the accent, but the lingo and phrases too? I say she's a bloody, lying cunt!






Since you're already enjoying videos of people with strange accents, here's a Chinese lady with a Jamaican accent.

Drugs Are Cool

Watching this video makes me want to drop acid by myself in a closet




Here's a hilarious video of a chick after getting her wisdom teeth pulled and still feeling the effects of the meds (sorry, embedding was disabled).

Drugs Aren't Cool

This is what happens when you're a cop who steals weed from evidence and makes brownies with them.

Today's Random Shit

Inexpensive iPhone to iPad upgrade

All the fart boxes you can handle (NSFW)

50 Biggest screw-ups in sports history

Pacino from Taxi Driver ain't got shit on this guy

Ex-girlfriend shows off her delicious milk jugs (NSFW)

Asian in Godzilla costume plays 'Back to the Future' score on an Electone

2010 USC swim team worthy of a peek

Adriana Lima Topless & See Through Bottom

Here is Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima posing in see through stockings and other goofy things that won't stop me from typing with only one hand.


These may be pound for pound (no pun intended) the most fapable celebrity pics this fiscal quarter.


Clear your schedule before proceeding to 7 uncensored & NSFW pics after the jump.

Annalynne McCord in Bikini = Fapable

Annalynne McCord doing hot white girl things in a bikini.


(8 more pics after the jump)

Katy Perry's Bewbs

Katy Perry taking her sweater puppies out for a walk at Coachella this past weekend.

PS. As much as I loved "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", I still think Russell Brand is a cunt.

Photos: The Superficial

The New iPhone

There you have it, Apple's next generation iPhone. This prototype was found lost in a bar in Redwood City, CA and the folks over at Gizmodo have exclusive coverage of the 4th-gen iPhone.


What's New:
• Front-facing video chat camera
• Improved regular back-camera (the lens is quite noticeably larger than the iPhone 3GS)
• Camera flash
• Micro-SIM instead of standard SIM (like the iPad)
• Improved display. It's unclear if it's the 960x640 display thrown around before—it certainly looks like it, with the "Connect to iTunes" screen displaying much higher resolution than on a 3GS.
• What looks to be a secondary mic for noise cancellation, at the top, next to the headphone jack
• Split buttons for volume
• Power, mute, and volume buttons are all metallic


What's Changed:
• The back is entirely flat, made of either glass (more likely) or ceramic or shiny plastic in order for the cell signal to poke through. Tapping on the back makes a more hollow and higher pitched sound compared to tapping on the glass on the front/screen, but that could just be the orientation of components inside making for a different sound
• An aluminum border going completely around the outside
• Slightly smaller screen than the 3GS (but seemingly higher resolution)
• Everything is more squared off
• 3 grams heavier
• 16% Larger battery
• Internals components are shrunken, miniaturized and reduced to make room for the larger battery


(more pics after the jump)

Today's Random Shit

Top 10 gangsta fails
Vida Guerra gallery ftw
Hot latin amateur (and douchebag boyfriend)
Shay Maria is deliciously fappable
Little white kid gets pwn3d by backboard

Milledgeville Is For Lovers (or Alleged Rapists)

TMZ - The mayor of the Georgia town where Ben Roethlisberger allegedly sexually assaulted a woman in a nightclub bathroom has found a silver lining to the whole mess ... TOURISM!

TMZ spoke to Milledgeville Mayor Richard Bentley who told us he hopes the incident will draw new visitors to the college town --saying, "Anything that can draw interest to our town and make people want to visit, we would like."

If that tax return is burning a hole in your pocket, you can visit the bathroom where Ben "Rapelisberger" allegedly forced a 20-year-old female to make fuck with him.


I've already got my flight booked.



UPDATE: Ben Roethlisberger AKA Rapes McGillicuddy will serve a 6 game unpaid suspension and is now involved in trade talks as Pittsburgh tries to rid themselves of douchebaggery. Sources are reporting that an NFC East team is interested in Roethlisberger, but are only willing to give Pittsburgh a 2010 7th round draft pick and a lightly used KC and the Sunshine Band CD in return.

Even More Proof of a New iPhone

Engadget - As you can see in the pic above, the left side of the new device is clearly visible on this table in the upper right hand corner, and since we believe that these photos come directly from an Apple testbed, it's hard to deny that the phone you've just seen is in fact the real deal. Not only that, but we suspect that the device on the tablet itself is also a version of the new phone (you can see what looks like aluminum along the bottom) which seems to be housed in some type of iPhone 3G-like case.

Additionally, a source -- who confirms this is the next Apple iPhone -- also tells us that the device apparently does have a higher res screen on-board, a front-facing camera, a higher resolution camera with flash, and takes MicroSIM cards (that's the little "button" around the side you see in the Twitpic which is floating around the internet).

Not really sure what I'm looking at in the pic above, but Engadget has yet another update to this ongoing saga. Looks like there's further evidence that supports the rumor of a front facing camera for the mobile iChat app.


(pics of rumored iPhone guts after the jump)

KG Tells Q. Richardson To Taste It!

Quentin Richardson gets a well deserved elbow to the face at the 0:25 mark courtesy of KG.




UPDATE:

NEW YORK, April 18, 2010 – Kevin Garnett of the Boston Celtics has been suspended without pay for one game for striking the Miami Heat’s Quentin Richardson in the head with an elbow, it was announced today by Stu Jackson, NBA Executive Vice President, Basketball Operations. Richardson has been fined $25,000 for his role in the altercation.

 This had to be expected. You're not gonna see someone throw an elbow and connect like that without some sort of suspension being handed down by the league. Big Baby AKA Uno-Uno will probably get the nod to start in place of KG for Game 2 on Tuesday night.


As for Q. Rich, you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

This May or May Not Be the iPhone 4G

Engadget - Is this the iPhone 4G (or iPhone HD)? There's no way to tell for sure, but these photos which made their way into our hands certainly do a convincing job of making us think that's very much the case. Apparently the phone was found on the floor of a San Jose bar inside of an iPhone 3G case. Right now we don't have a ton of info on the device in question, but we can tell you that it apparently has a front facing camera (!), 80GB of storage (weird, right?), and isn't booting at this point (though it was previously, and running an OS that was decidedly new).

This version looks completely different than the earlier post. It is larger in depth and goes against the style and design of the current Apple lineup currently for sale. Guess we'll have to wait till June to really know for sure.


Moar pics on Engadget.com

Stay Classy Philly

Philadelphia, PA - After continually screaming and yelling obscenities, Vangelo asked them to tone it down. This led to the group doing the opposite as well as them allegedly throwing beer on them as well as spitting on his youngest daughter. Upset with what had happened, 21-year-old Matthew Clemmens reportedly walked over to where Vangelo was sitting, stuck his fingers down his throat and vomited all over Vangelo and his 11-year-old daughter. This led to Clemmings and Vangelo getting into a physical altercation that ended when other fans restrained Clemmings who continued to puking on anyone around him – including an arresting officer. Clemmens was charged with aggravated assault, simple assault, harassment and resisting arrest.

This guy takes drunken hooliganism to a whole new level. You gotta be a pretty hardcore asshole to purposely puke on an 11-year old daughter of a guy that you had a verbal altercation with. I've been all kinds of drunk before where I've done some pretty shitty things that would definitely fall into the category of epicly drunken asshole, but this guy takes the cake. Guess who's not gonna be invited to the company Christmas party this year? Sir Pukes Alot.


You can't have a puke story and not think of this Family Guy clip:

Ashley Dupre Playboy Pics

Wanna see what $2,000 a night will buy you? Well, guess no further, check out the link to see the uncensored photos!


(Note: Make sure you have paper towels, a baseball glove, or a sock ready for the liquid explosion that will surely occur. Trust me, I learned the hard way.)


Photo: Playboy

Today's Random Shit

Jwoww enjoying a cigarette after the gym
Crazy Australian asshole barks like a dog
Dog facefucks drunk bum
How to restore your beat up iPhone
10 Fast food secret menu items (Save this link in your "Things to do when I'm stoned" bookmarks folder)
Scarlett Johansson ftw
Kristina Rose makes me fappy (NSFW)
Paris Hilton does what she does best (NSFW)

Man Allegedly Beats Up A Quadruple Amputee, Claims Self-Defense

St. Paul, MN - Jacoby Smith, 37, was charged Friday for beating up a woman and trying to stop her from calling 911.

Smith allegedly punched Tiesha Bell in the face 10 times during the March 22 incident and faces a misdemeanor fifth degree assault charge and a gross misdemeanor for interfering with a 911 call.

Bell was in no position to defend herself, being that both hands and both legs were amputated due to a childhood illness. But Smith says don't let that fool you--Bell is like a handless, legless Ultimate Fighter.

 Seriously bro?!?! This guy is either the biggest douchebag or his quadriplegic girlfriend is the toughest cripple in Minnesota. Delivering 10 knuckle sandwiches to the face of a quadriplegic is pretty brutal if you ask me.


PS. Are there some shortage of fat white chicks in Minnesota where this dude has to date a quadriplegic?

Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila out and about in NY promoting her soon to be forgotten single "I Fucked the DJ" in case anyone out there has a Vietnamese leprechaun in whore make-up fetish.


(Nip slip pic link and music video after the jump)

Kim Kardashian Naked

Kim naked and unphotoshopped in May 2010 Harper's Bazaar.


She is technically naked, but if I can't see tits, ass, or clam then she's really not naked. I can't even pre-game to that picture. I hate it when websites and TV shows do the "Coming up, (insert fuckable celebrity name) naked!". Its fucking bullshit and gets people excited for no good reason. Anyways, enjoy the pic and if you really want to see Kim naked and taking the pipe, check out my previous post.


Photo: Harper's Bazaar

Kim Kardashian May or May Not Be Bumping Uglies With Cristiano Ronaldo

Radar Online - Newly single Kim watched him play for Real Madrid while she was visiting Spain with friends, but she got up close-and-personal with the hunky soccer star from Portugal when the pair shared a lunch date on Monday.

On-lookers revealed that they saw the pair ‘kissing and being very affectionate’ inside the restaurant although they left in separate cars afterwards.

Traveling in a blacked-out Mercedes G-Wagon, Kim then followed Ronaldo in his Audi RS6 sports car before heading back to his mansion inside a gated community in Madrid.

You know how I know she's not playing "hide the sausage" with Ronaldo?


(more pics , video, and answer after the jump)

Today's Random Shit

Can't help but mutter "I hate you Orlando Bloom" under my breath as I look at this pic of Miranda Kerr

Ashley Dupre finger popping herself (I'm typing this with 1 hand right now...)

Katy Perry ruins a perfectly good dress by not wearing a thong

Nerds like to eat fattening cakes shaped like Star Wars characters? Get outta here!

Half hookers - Think: girls that have sex for status or gifts, not midgets blowing men in cars

When is Father's Day?

FAP, FAP, FAP - Yeah, you're welcome

Jay-Z Tells Big Papi to "Taste It!"

Hip-hop mogul Jay-Z and his business partner sued Boston Red Sox baseball player David Ortiz on Thursday for naming a Dominican Republic nightclub after their chain of 40/40 Club sports bar lounges.

"David Ortiz is fully aware of plaintiff's Manhattan 40/40 Club, since he had been a patron there on several occasions long before he opened his infringing Forty/Forty Club,"

C'mon Big Papi, seriously?!?! Why don't I just open up a restaurant called "XCIX" because I enjoyed the Calypso Coconut Shrimp at the 99 one time.

I guess since he's not doing it at the plate anymore, he's gotta make a living somehow and its not in the restaurant biz.

(sad face)

New iPhone In June?

...CEO Robert Watson has casually divulged some potentially major news to theLeader-Post. In a discussion on its 3G network set to launch July 1st, he had this to say: "The good news is that (Apple) is coming out with a new version of the iPhone in the June time-frame and they're going to put us on that.

If you're on the fence about getting an iPhone, wait it out for a couple more months and maybe you can snag yourself a snazzy "new" iPhone. Maybe they'll throw in that front-facing camera for iChat mobile. Guess we'll have to wait and see.

On a related note, Apple stock is tearin' shit up on the market. The iPad is selling so well that Steve Jobs had to delay the international release by a month to fulfill domestic demand. To sum it up, Apple can pretty much tell anyone to "eat a dick" if they so please.

Larry King Will Punch A Bitch!

Friends tell TMZ there were numerous instances where the couple was fighting, sometimes physically. One friend recalls an incident outside of Nate 'n Al in Beverly Hills a year and a half ago where the couple was "punching each other."

Who knew 147-year old Larry King was getting side pussy, punchin' bitches, and making it rain on hoes?