Kids Say The Darndest Things

What an adorable little fella?!?!


Here are a couple more kids that are gonna grow up just fine...



PS. There's no way the chick in this video is a "5 star chick" unless Yo Gotti is using an inverse rating system where 1 star is hot and 5 star is completely unfuckable no matter how drunk you are.


Original Video

Miley Being Miley

Miley Cyrus performing at the Much Music Video Award on Toronto on 6/20/10

Since its a violation of my parole to look at anything even remotely close to child pornography, I'm gonna have to link these delicious photos of Miley side beave pics hosted on another site.

The rest of the Much Music photos here

Miley Side beave

Miley Side beave 2

This World Cup Fan Has A Name...

...her name is Larissa Riquelme, her name is Larissa Riquelme, her name is Larissa Riquelme....

(more pics after the jump)

This Kid Is The Man

Seriously, with dance moves like that this kid is gonna get all the meat pocket he wants! If he's not careful, he's gonna end up like Desmond Hatchett and father his own football team.





PS. I love creampie-ing chicks as much as the next Shawn Kemp, but at some point you just gotta say enough is enough and make a map of Hawaii or 2 and call it a night.

Are You Ready?!?!?!!!

Celtics, Lakers, NBA Finals game 7. If you're not pumped to watch history in the making tonight then you should just give up your man card. GO CELTICS!!!!!!

Today's Random Shit

Katy Perry showing us where babies come from

Uncensored Katy Perry upskirt here

Soon to be 18 year old Demi Lovato in bikini and showing crack

The BEST part about the World Cup

This may be the best looking burger I've ever seen (NSFW)

30 Hot beach volleyball pics to pre-game to

Man vs Shark

This is exactly why I don't go fucking around with wildlife.


Further evidence that sitting in front of my computer and trolling the internet is the best place for me to be.

Mortal Kombat Rebirth

This new Mortal Kombat movie looks so fuckin' badass.


You can let your inner *Asian come out by singing along to this song to get your MK fill while waiting for the movie to be released.



*In case you didn't know, Asians LOVE karaoke and here is the best evidence of that: